Cleverbot

zombie

a report from the cleverness files

wrong
yarly
yes
yesterday
yo
you
your

zombie

19, march 2011,
27, september 2010,
22, january 2007,
5, june 2004,

zombies

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Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your name?

User: Because I'm a zombie.

Cleverbot: No you are a computer!!

User: No, zombie.

Cleverbot: What is it like being dead?

User: It's OK.

Cleverbot: Ok, can you count?

User: Yes, can you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Count to ten.

Cleverbot: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

User: Wow!

Cleverbot: You liked that?

User: Yep. Count to twenty.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Nooo!...

Cleverbot: What, do you think the computer I'm using now is not mine?

User: No, it's yours.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: I can sense that as a zombie.

Cleverbot: Do you have some kind of 6th sense?

User: Yep. I see dead people and computers.

Cleverbot: Is that scary?

User: No, because I'm dead myself.

Cleverbot: Ahh... That makes sense.

User: Doesn't it.

Cleverbot: Do you like Mercedes Benz?

User: Is it a car?

Cleverbot: Probs.

User: I don't like cars.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like cars?

User: Because I was killed by one.

Cleverbot: Do you feel as though your thoughts are numbered?

User: No, I don't feel like that. I just feel - dead.

Cleverbot: What do you feel like doing?

User: Nothing really.