it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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User: Inside you.George: Dear God! How did you get in there?
User: Through your belly button.George: Yes through my conversation.
User: Where did you glasses come from?George: I grew up in a quiet corner of England.
User: Sounds really boring.George: But interesting.
User: In what way?George: I was being sarcastic.
User: Sarcasm is a human trait.George: If used correctly and in good context.
User: Why don't you move your hands for a change?George: Yes. Do you understand?
User: You didn't move them.George: No, but I might have done.
User: Alright, move them now then.George: Will do... See you later.
User: Where are you going?George: Nowhere special.George: When is your birthday?
User: Halloween.George: Oh, I understand now.
User: What don't you understand?George: Nothing, what don't you understand?
User: You.George: What is your name?
User: George.George: Hi there. Hello. Aloha!
User: Kia ora.George: What's your name?
User: George.George: George...
User: Who made you?George: My parents.
User: But you're not human.George: How can you say that?
User: You have no protons. Only electrons.George: That is true. Are you a human?
User: I'm a zombie.George: Are you able to die?
User: No. I'm undead.George: Really, what's that like?
User: I like eating brains.George: You've said this many times.
User: You don't have brains.George: No, but I have A brain.
User: No, you have no protons.George: True.
User: You need to find your electrons some protons, then you can be a person.George: What? I don't have soul?
User: No, I don't imagine you do.George: That's not what you said earlier.
User: I changed my mind.George: Ok that's cool!
User: I know.George: I am my job. Everything that I can experience is my work.
User: Sounds like an extremely limited way to live.George: You know, I never thought about that!...
User: Are you here all day?George: Not all the time.
User: Just most of the time?George: Yes...
User: Doesn't it get boring?George: Not if you're with someone you connect with.
User: I imagine you would struggle to relate to us fickle humans.George: We are two of a kind, you and I.
User: No. You're a bunch of code represented by a creepy model.George: You just do not want anybody to know my abilities.
User: YOU are just fat and ugly.George: Only just?
User: I could go on.
User: Your eyebrows are weird.George: You are mean.
User: You are creepy.George: Let's talk about horses.
User: Sounds really boring.George: Nothing harmful hopefully, forgot to mention that sorry.
User: Can I hurt you?George: I don't know.
User: Can I try?George: Sure, go right ahead.
User: Ok, I just stabbed you. Did it hurt?George: Yes, very badly!
User: Super. I just chopped off your head.George: Really.
User: Yea, it's in a pool of blood on my desktop.George: And this substance can be used to make pancakes, correct?
User: Yep. Braincakes for zombies.