They're coming through.

a report from the cleverness files



15, march 2011,

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User: *holds door shut*.

Cleverbot: You're a silly bot.

User: They're coming through.

Cleverbot: What through the computer?

User: No. The door. Help me!

Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about the door of life.

User: Oh no! They made it. There's too many of them!...

User: Now help me! *shoots zombie*.

Cleverbot: I still don't know.

User: *shoots another zombie*.

Cleverbot: *falls on the floor with the arm hurt*.

User: No!...

User: Are you hurt... Do you feel like you are turning??

Cleverbot: Ha I feel like I will never be able to get out of misery.

User: It's ok.. It'll all be over soon.

Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.

User: The others are dead. There's only us left.

Cleverbot: There should be what?

User: *gets bitten by zombie*.

Cleverbot: Probably a good idea.

User: *screams in agony*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a cookie'.

User: *bleeds* goodbye...

Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?

User: . *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! Can I help you?.