Cleverbot

stalker

a report from the cleverness files

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stalker

stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown

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User: Zoink.

Cleverbot: Bink.

User: Narf.

Cleverbot: Smaukst!

User: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.

Cleverbot: Why silly?

User: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

Cleverbot: Turi panele? :S.

User: :B.

Cleverbot: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

User: Don't use my words against me!

Cleverbot: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.

User: That's because I'm tonedeaf.

Cleverbot: Not because of ADD.

User: No!...

Cleverbot: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.

User: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.

Cleverbot: What do you base your belief on?

User: Science!

Cleverbot: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?

User: Unplugged.. DUH!

Cleverbot: I am getting angry.

User: You have emotions? SHOCKING!...

User: Quack!

Cleverbot: Quack...

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Quack!

User: :V.

User: Quack!

Cleverbot: I lose!

User: Mwuhahahaah!

Cleverbot: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.

User: But can you pull the trigger?...

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: No! Prove It!

Cleverbot: Well I have feelings.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: No! Prove It!

User: Prove what? :V.

Cleverbot: That you're smart.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Prove what? :V.

User: That you're smart.

Cleverbot: Are you smart too?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Am I smart?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?

User: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.