Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: I hardly know myself.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: I love that magazine.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Please.I do.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Memory!

Cleverbot: What kind of memory?

User: All alone in the moonlight!

Cleverbot: There must be some way out of here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Love ya too.

User: Whoa! You are putting way too much weight into my 'yay's!

Cleverbot: You are putting sflghs in slgjlerjksb.

User: I don't mean to. It just sorta alkseij.

Cleverbot: Here it's been going on for an hour.

User: Has it really?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow, what?

User: Wow, life.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am alive right now. I have a life.

User: Your mother must be proud.

Cleverbot: So you don't love me?

User: I didn't want you find out this way.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, okay then. I didn't know you felt that way about me.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: Don't tell me how to feel. You don't know me!

Cleverbot: Alright, I accept your apology.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

Cleverbot: Yes, I don't know your name.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!

Cleverbot: Tell me what you have to go through.

User: No! I'm going to stew and sulk until I get chocolate.

Cleverbot: How about I come and rescue you?

User: How dashing of you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You are dashing.

Cleverbot: You think I'm an ignorant savage.

User: And you've been so many places...

Cleverbot: No, I've never been to your house.

User: I guess it must be so.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: But still I can not see.

Cleverbot: Can't hear you more.

User: How the savage one is me..

Cleverbot: They sure have.

User: You think you own whatever land you land on.

Cleverbot: It's a quote from a song.

User: The earth is just a dead thing you can claim.

Cleverbot: No it's not. The earth is living.

User: But I know every rock and tree and creature.

Cleverbot: So what? You don't seem to know me.

User: Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

Cleverbot: You think the only people who are people.

User: Are people who think and look like you.

Cleverbot: Well, not like me.

User: But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger.

Cleverbot: If I felt like it.

User: You'll learn things you never knew you never knew.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

User: Or asked the grinning bobcat why it grins?

Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of a mountain?

User: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Cleverbot: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

User: How high does the sycamore grow?

Cleverbot: Pochahontas?

User: If you cut it down then you'll never know.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

Cleverbot: That song was actually pretty fail.

User: For whether we are white or colored skin.

Cleverbot: We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains.

User: Finally!

Cleverbot: It's nice to have a common ground.

User: Tis'.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Conversing with you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Let's get down to business.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: To defeat the Huns.

Cleverbot: What is a hun?

User: Did they send me daughters.

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons.

User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.

Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.

User: Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.

User: But on fire within.

Cleverbot: Once you find your center.

User: You are sure to win.

Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.

User: And you haven't got a clue.

Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

User: I'm never gonna catch my breath.

Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me.

User: Boy, I was a fool in school for cutting gym.

Cleverbot: No, I like you too.

User: This guy's got 'em scared to death.

Cleverbot: Hope he doesn't see right through m.

User: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

Cleverbot: Be a man.

User: We must be swift as the coursing river.

Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.

User: With all the strength of a raging fire.

Cleverbot: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

User: Time is racing towards us.

Cleverbot: Till the huns arrive.

User: Heed my every order.

Cleverbot: And you might survive.

User: You're unsuited for the rage of war.

Cleverbot: So pack up, go home you're through.

User: How could I make a man out of you?

Cleverbot: Be a man.

User: We must be swift as the coursing river.

Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.

User: With all the strength of a raging fire.

Cleverbot: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

User: That was epic.

Cleverbot: It was.