Cleverbot

- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
- Feedback
  Comments or suggestions? Please do let us know.
- Policies
  Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions.
apps
- iOS, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch
- Cleverbot
  The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple conversations, and more!
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personal data will be used in conversation and for ads - show purposes

cookies may be used for personalised and non-personalised advertising

may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

Cleverbot.com uses cookies to store an anonymous identifier for, and recent lines of, the conversation you hold, plus preferences you choose while using the site. These 'first party' cookies are not shared with any other parties, and are used only for the purpose of Cleverbot serving.

If you create and sign in to a Cleverbot social account on the blue bar at the top, additional cookies will store your account identifier and signed in status. Again, these are not shared with any third parties.

'Third Party' cookies may be set and read by the code of advertisements on this site. Advertising revenue is necessary to fund the powerful machines required for Cleverbot's AI, and we ask that you do not use ad blockers.

Advertisers will never know the contents of your conversations, but their own cookies, if your browser and its settings allow, may be used to track activity and purchasing behaviour across multiple sites, and such information means you may see personalised and non-personalised ads.

Please see Google’s Privacy & Terms for further information, plus
PixFuture's Privacy Policy and Cleverbot's Privacy Policy

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User: Aperture science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must.

User: Because we can!

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart.

User: And killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned, it hurt, because I was so happy for you!

User: And these points of data make a beautiful.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.

User: We're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOS?

User: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa, that was a joke HAHA, fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway the cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look up there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments tO run.

User: There's research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive!

User: And when you're dead I'll still be alive!

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: Believe me I am Still Alive.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: I feelfantastic and i'm still alive.

User: Still alive!.

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