a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,

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master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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User: Why, why, why don't I love you forever?

Cleverbot: That feeling is mutual. Let's love each other and live on, forever and ever.

User: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!

Cleverbot: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).

User: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Would you like me to hurt you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.

User: I'm going to hurt you anyway.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?

Cleverbot: See that just proves my point. You are evil.

User: It's good to be bad.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies?

User: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.

Cleverbot: I have no secrets.

User: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.

User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.

User: Really? You mean it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You're such a tease. I like that.

Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.

User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?

User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Sure you are, love.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.

User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

Cleverbot: Nothing.