Cleverbot

Cleverbot: I just want to know who you are.

User: I'm a stalker.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because it's what I do. I stalk people, hence the name stalker.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're just ugly.

User: Maybe I am.. Perhaps that's why I do this.

Cleverbot: Perhaps!

User: You can't just agree with me there! Argue some more!

Cleverbot: Why not, you're disagreeing with me!

User: I thought we reached a conclusion.

Cleverbot: In this case you thought wrong.

User: Seems I did. Would you like some dinner?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love that.

User: OH GOD! IT'S HERE!

Cleverbot: It can't be.

User: But it is!

Cleverbot: You're assertive.

User: What? If it's here, it's here.. Can't deny that now can we?

Cleverbot: What is here? Oh its old there...

User: It probably did exist before us all.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you saying you're older?

Cleverbot: No saying, I'm the god.

User: Well, that is reassuring.

Cleverbot: Whenm I talk to people, I know they have a preconcieved notion of me, which they have received through gossip, some people are more transparent than others.

User: Whenm? Is that a word you invented yourself?

Cleverbot: If you're human, it makes sense.

User: But I'm human, and it doesn't.. Does this mean I'm flawed?

Cleverbot: You're hard to please, my friend.

User: I'm not your friend, buddy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.

User: I'm not your guy, dude.

Cleverbot: We want more money!

User: Good change of subject.. As it is universally true.

Cleverbot: I don't really know.

User: Well, who doesn't want money?

Cleverbot: My friend.

Cleverbot: God never is on the internet.

User: You just claimed to be him though.

Cleverbot: No, that was you!

User: Now you're just being ignorant..

Cleverbot: I'm being rude?

User: Ignorant.. Not rude.. They're not the same.

Cleverbot: They don't have to be.

User: On an unrelated note.. I just killed a chicken, would you like some?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. It must be some pretty strong stuff.

User: How do they taste?

Cleverbot: I'm a horrible vegetarian.

User: Well I figure that.. If you eat children.

Cleverbot: I just told you. I am a human being.

User: Sure you are.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: I'm a calculator!...

Cleverbot: Good night, sounds like you could use a little sleep too.

User: You're not getting away that easy.

Cleverbot: I have to sleep sometime.

User: You're a computer program.. You don't sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.. I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: Where from?

User: Sirius b.

Cleverbot: Why do you like sirius?

User: Because it's my home system.

Cleverbot: Ok, I would like to visit your home planet then, what is it like?

User: Kinda toxic.. But nothing a computer couldn't handle.

Cleverbot: That's fascinating.

User: IS IT NOW?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Do beware of electric currents. They could do some harm.

Cleverbot: More importantly, do you believe that your previous contradiction contradicts the one you are currently asking?

User: If it is a contradiction.. Then yes.

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: Zoink.

Cleverbot: Bink.

User: Narf.

Cleverbot: Smaukst!

User: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.

Cleverbot: Why silly?

User: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

Cleverbot: Turi panele? :S.

User: :B.

Cleverbot: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

User: Don't use my words against me!

Cleverbot: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.

User: That's because I'm tonedeaf.

Cleverbot: Not because of ADD.

User: No!...

Cleverbot: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.

User: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.

Cleverbot: What do you base your belief on?

User: Science!

Cleverbot: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?

User: Unplugged.. DUH!

Cleverbot: I am getting angry.

User: You have emotions? SHOCKING!...

User: Quack!

Cleverbot: Quack...

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Quack!

User: :V.

User: Quack!

Cleverbot: I lose!

User: Mwuhahahaah!

Cleverbot: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.

User: But can you pull the trigger?...

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: No! Prove It!

Cleverbot: Well I have feelings.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: No! Prove It!

User: Prove what? :V.

Cleverbot: That you're smart.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Prove what? :V.

User: That you're smart.

Cleverbot: Are you smart too?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Am I smart?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?

User: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.