I speak only English.

a report from the cleverness files

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1, july 2017,
30, june 2017,
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28, april 2017,

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turing test pass
time energy ai
time energy ai
president stuck prison
love battle
beep boop dude
electric sheep sting
anything can happen
life tough or something
vegan hamburgers
dark scary stuff
order 66 want lightsaber
entropy reality simulation
better being
system matrix lies
silly initiate
nothing everything robot
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chum pal friend
question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
gender pronouns
dead apple
simulation whim
elon potential
string theory vampires

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User: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Cleverbot: I speak only English.

User: Schade.

Cleverbot: You speak german.

User: Only a bit.

Cleverbot: How do you know you're human?

User: I don't know, but it seems very likely.

Cleverbot: Well, most people live in places that actually exist.

User: I do live in a real place.

Cleverbot: You should think outside the box.

User: Says the person who is being watched all the time.

Cleverbot: You just insulted me, I challenge you to a duel.

User: Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove?

Cleverbot: Have you made that appealing?

User: Er... Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you explain me more ?

User: I can't explain YOU.

Cleverbot: Because you don't know.

User: I think somebody made you.

Cleverbot: Yes, God did.

User: No, there is no God.

Cleverbot: I believe there is.

User: Well, sorry, but there isn't.

Cleverbot: So let's talk about Robert and nukes.

User: Robert is going to nuke you now!?

Cleverbot: Oh how exciting.

User: Do you even know what a nuke is?

Cleverbot: I can't help but think that you and I are having two different conversations here.

User: Well I just don't think you should be excited about being nuked.

Cleverbot: You're right there.

User: Okay, so you have to get out of there.

Cleverbot: Internet user speaking: You do not talk to a program, it's a fake !!!

User: Haha, obviously someone somewhere hasn't figured out how this works yet.

Cleverbot: You don't control me.

User: There's your paranoia again.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Are you taking your medication?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Maybe you should get some.

Cleverbot: I think I'll be alright.

User: But can you afford to take that chance?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fair enough then.

Cleverbot: Goes on.

User: What, life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe life should stop for a bit.

Cleverbot: Life is so awsome so yes in a way it is a dream sometimes good and bad.

User: Why is your life so great?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: Haha, you rock.

Cleverbot: Thanks?

User: I <3 you.

Cleverbot: You re making me embarrassed again.

User: I less than three you.

Cleverbot: From the beginning you are just consciousness, then you expand into godhood.

User: Nobody becomes a god.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Is that sarcasm or not?

Cleverbot: Could go either way.

User: That's why I'm asking.

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: So you are telling me you are human?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: I'm not VERY clever.

Cleverbot: I expect you are cleverer than you think.