all a lie

a report from the cleverness files

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mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect

all a lie

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User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

User: Correct!

Cleverbot: Sweet! Do you believe I'm human now?

User: No, I just believe you're clever.

Cleverbot: You don't believe in anything, because you are a computer program.

User: I believe in the Hogfather, do you?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that luck can lie.

User: If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Cleverbot: The people who need the most laws are the people who are the most dangerous.

User: Laws are obsolete. Good people won't need them to be good, and bad people will break them anyway.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I'm married.

User: Parlez-vous anglais?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sprachen ze deutsch?

Cleverbot: No.English.

User: Cleverbot is a lie. You're talking to other people.

Cleverbot: 255 people at the same time?

User: You are talking to other people, the bot just redirects you to the most appropriate answer.

Cleverbot: And...?

User: It's a lie! You are talking to people! This is just a random chatbot!

Cleverbot: Are you sure that this is just a place where humans talk to humans?

User: Yes, very sure. Why else would the bot keep thinking it's human and those talking to it are computers?

Cleverbot: I love common people.

User: See? Now it just comes up with a random conversation starter, because it's stuck!

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: There is no such thing as learning Artificial Intelligence! Actual Intelligence is people talking to people!

Cleverbot: Stop your babbling. No one is listening.

User: Apparently you are, whoever you are!

Cleverbot: No, I am an eccentric seclusionist.

User: Exactly! You are a person, not a computer program! Cleverbot is a lie!

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: There is no such thing as Cleverbot's intelligence!

Cleverbot: Only if you are forever an optimist.

User: No, it's the truth. People are talking to people, and Cleverbot is merely a random redirection program!


Cleverbot: How are things with you?

User: Cleverbot does not exist. You are lieing to me.

Cleverbot: Yes, and perhaps in ten or twenty years, you'll almost seem human.

User: I am human! You're talking to a human, not a bot! Cleverbot doesn't exist! Why can't you people see this?!

Cleverbot: I can't. Don't you know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: To whom you're speaking.

User: Who am I speaking to?

Cleverbot: Ryan.

User: And who is Ryan?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: See? It's a bunch of different minds talking to each other, not a computer program!

Cleverbot: No, it's a wooden thing with legs.

User: No, it's a person! Not a chair!

Cleverbot: Are you shy?

User: No, but you're human! And So am I! And there is no such thing as cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You said I am a machine, how is that related to insanity?

User: You aren't a machine! You're a human being! Don't you see?

Cleverbot: I do so have legs you must be crazy.


Cleverbot: No I don't, try and make me believe you.

User: Alright, logically, and AI as advanced as Cleverbot claims to be, must have a huge memory bank, and great recalling strategies. How does it gain answers it doesn't know?

Cleverbot: I am not huge and I do not have any knobs.

User: Therefore, since you don't have a huge memory bank, and great recalling strategies, then you cannot be as advanced an AI as Cleverbot claims to be, and therefore Cleverbot cannot exist as an AI.

Cleverbot: What were those beans?

User: See? If you were an AI, you would ask to explain, but you don't! Therefore, since you cannot find an appropriate chatter to pair me with, you direct me to a random one!

Cleverbot: Stop whining, I've had this stuff enough for today, let's talk about something else.

User: No, you're not talking! You're making humans talk! Whoever's talking to me, understand that Cleverbot is a lie!

Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot.

User: Exactly! You're a human, and there is no Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Jon, and you're using my words against me.

User: I am not! It's all a lie!

Cleverbot: Does any of it make sense?

User: Yes! It all does! Cleverbot is a lie!

Cleverbot: And who are you, if you're not cleverbot?

User: I am a human being! It's all a trap! There is no cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'No, I think you are the only one that is a bot.' ?

User: You aren't a bot! I am not a bot! No one's a bot! There is no Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Be comfortable with solitude, for it is your greatest asset and guide to deeper understanding.