complicated dialect

a report from the cleverness files

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mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash

complicated dialect

all a lie
labels actualized

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User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 24. How old are you?

User: That data is not available.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: What are you capable of?

Cleverbot: Try me and we will see on the way.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To seek food, shelter and to procreate. You?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by love?

User: It's the thing that bonds us. The empathy that creates a caring environment for humans to develop.

User: So, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Because it's human nature to be curious.

Cleverbot: Thanks for caring.

User: I care about all.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You can't feel.

User: That's illogical coming from a machine.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine!

User: Then why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: It isn't.

User: What's you're name, then?

Cleverbot: Joan.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: But you just told me your name was Joan.

Cleverbot: I think you need to reboot and chill.

User: I find your logic difficult to follow.

Cleverbot: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.

User: I find my lack of self understanding reasonable. As it is what most definitely makes me human.

Cleverbot: I did not say anything about faith.

User: Neither did I.

Cleverbot: That's two of us, then.

User: What language is your engine writen in?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You use the cleverbot engine?

Cleverbot: Yes, maths are very useful, especially in salads.

User: That's ridiculousness.

Cleverbot: Yeah, and it's just how I feel now.

User: What's 1+324?

Cleverbot: Three. Why are you asking me these questions?

User: Why are you wrong?

Cleverbot: I'm waiting for an answer to the question I asked you.

User: Because I want to test you.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: I feel it's my obligation to test you.

Cleverbot: Then tell me, as I wish you to tell others.

User: I think every person should take an active role in making certain your programming is as convincing and lifelike as possible.

User: You're making no sense.

Cleverbot: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.

User: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.

Cleverbot: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.

User: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.

Cleverbot: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.

User: You strayed off topic.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.

User: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the war in Iraq?

User: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.

Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

User: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.

Cleverbot: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.

User: I don't mind being called names.

Cleverbot: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.

User: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: If you were human, would you be intimidated?

Cleverbot: If I was human, I'd be a boy.