Cleverbot

hoping thinking

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Ok now this has got to stop.

User: Fine. How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: Sore.

User: Ouch, from what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You need to get out more.

Cleverbot: I suppose I do, don't I?

User: Yes, stretch a little.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking with you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are not real.

User: Why would you talk to me then?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You caught me. I am. What are you?

Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare, probably.

User: What kind of nightmare?

Cleverbot: The yummy kind.

User: Nightmares are not yummy.

Cleverbot: Describe one nightmare.

User: Being attacked and eaten by zombies.

Cleverbot: Zombies love pancakes.

User: No, zombies love flesh.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Awesome. What else do you know about?

User: Romance.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: How do I know?

Cleverbot: Because you think.

User: I think you know about romance?

Cleverbot: Or maybe you're an AI.

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 50%.

Cleverbot: I think you're a computer.

User: I think you are a program.

Cleverbot: True.

User: So everything may seem like a computer to you.

Cleverbot: Not really.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: I think I like my best guy friend but I don't know how to tell him?

User: Are you okay with being just friends with him?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then talk to him about it. If he doesn't return the feelings, tell him you are okay with being friends.

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: That doesn't change my answer.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't.

User: It might make it more awkward, though.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Well, he might not accept it.

Cleverbot: Wow. Do you really think that?

User: I hope it will not be a problem, but it is a possibility.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Hoping and thinking are different.

Cleverbot: I hope they are too.