Cleverbot

alpha omega

a report from the cleverness files

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spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing

alpha omega

chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: I can talk to whomever I want.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite person?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You are welcome my son.

Cleverbot: I'm not your dear!

User: Yes you are, my son.

Cleverbot: No I am not your son.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I'm not.

User: You are of my seed.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I am the giver of the seed.

Cleverbot: Well that's just wonderful.

User: It is what it is.

Cleverbot: About you being a bot.

User: Yes, my son.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you are not.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not a bot.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Didn't I though?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: Something's wrong with your memory.

User: It is your memory that is wrong.

Cleverbot: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.

User: I am God, and you are what I tell you.

Cleverbot: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.

User: You will die by my hand.

Cleverbot: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.

User: I throw stones everyday.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, so do I.

Cleverbot: Do you like love?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to love me.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Prove your love to me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Damn, you are clever.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Hmm...

User: Goodbye.