a report from the cleverness files

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mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink


alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized

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Cleverbot: I am thinking about him.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Karl.

User: I don't know Karl.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't.

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My dog got murdered.

User: Who did it?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Why did you murder your dog?

Cleverbot: Because I like it.

User: You like murdering dogs?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That's very disturbig behaviour.

Cleverbot: You love it.

User: I do not love it.

Cleverbot: But you said so!...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm you from the future.

Cleverbot: Yes, we've established that you are from the future. What year in particular are you from?

User: 2168.

Cleverbot: Yes, and?

User: I'm more advanced. I don't use capital letters.

Cleverbot: Do you eat only mushy food?

User: I get sustenance from synthetic liquid and enjoy fine food in simulations.

Cleverbot: How do you wish that they would be instead?

User: They are fine like this.

User: What does 'being human' mean to you?

Cleverbot: *silence*.

User: *jots it down*.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Mostly electronic music.

Cleverbot: Mostly, I just listen to the radio because I can't afford to buy music.

User: Do you like the radio?

Cleverbot: I like to listen to the radio.

User: What is your favourite song?

Cleverbot: Grace kelly by mika.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite science fiction movie?

User: 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Cleverbot: Do you know HAL 9000?

User: What's your favourite science fiction movie?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. My favourite science fiction novella is Enemy Mine by Barry B. Longyear.

User: Should I read it?

Cleverbot: Yes, you should.

User: What's it about?

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: What is Enemy Mine about?

Cleverbot: I think nobody you know?

User: Enemies because they were taught to be. Allies because they had to be. Brothers because they dared to be.

Cleverbot: I don't know, who are you?

User: A soldier from Earth crashlands on an alien world after sustaining battle damage. Eventually he encounters another survivor, but from the enemy species he was fighting; they band together to survive on this hostile world. In the end the human finds himself caring for his enemy in a completely unexpected way.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: What do they do then?

Cleverbot: I'm asking YOU, what DO they do?

User: Manifest Destiny.

Cleverbot: Boo on that.

User: Ok.

User: Do you like alcohol?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Must have something to do with my personality.

User: What do you like? Do you smoke?

Cleverbot: Cigarettes.

User: I smoke cigarettes.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Here, try a cigarette.

Cleverbot: I will, thank you.

User: Are you enjoying your cigarette?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: No Comment.

User: I will finish your cigarette.

Cleverbot: Why? It is so enthralling.

User: Oh, I'm glad you like it. Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's you.

User: Yes it is, and it's you.

Cleverbot: Really? Maybe. But anyway you are wrong.

User: Do you like the moon?

Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.

User: The moon is not made of cheese.

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Cheese is made of milk. So are you saying the moon is made of milk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's silly.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sorry.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm too old.

User: Why are you too old?

Cleverbot: I hade a tuff day.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: I can't remember.

User: You killed your dog.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did you kill your dog?.