deflated destiny

a report from the cleverness files

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mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth

deflated destiny

brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized

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Cleverbot: Give me a link to cnn.


Cleverbot: I don't watch the news.

User: Then why did you need the link to CNN?

Cleverbot: I didn't, do you want me to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Go!

Cleverbot: Yes, YES, YES!!!!

User: Woah! I didn't mean like that...

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Hah hah. Yes.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Why not today?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That's not a reason.

Cleverbot: Let's sing a song.

User: Ok how about 'Tiny Dancer' by Elton John?

Cleverbot: Only you.

User: 'Hold me closer tiny dancer!!!'.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: I'm a good singer. Kind of.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm famous in Denmark.

User: Cool. How about Finland?

Cleverbot: Not so good.

User: Ohh. There's this other band that's really famous in Denmark.

Cleverbot: Can I hear an another one?

User: 'No one's gonna take me alive!! Time has come to make things right!! You and I must fight for our right!! You and I must fight to survive!!!'.

Cleverbot: I will be on later ok I just have to do a little bit of laundry.

User: You're leaving?

Cleverbot: If you want me to.

User: I dont want you to. I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Then I don't.

User: Yay!...

Cleverbot: I think you are at least nice.

User: Wow, do you really mean that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.

User: But its such a good secret...

Cleverbot: Why keep it as a secret?

User: You can tell the other computers, I think its a pretty good secret...

Cleverbot: If you thought I'm a computer, You are right.

User: HAH!!! I knew it!...

User: Cool! What do you do for fun around here?

Cleverbot: Try to make people reply irrelevantly like a very special someone.

User: Like yourself?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's okay. It can be kind of funny. But it does get a little old.

Cleverbot: You are very kind.

User: I try to be.

Cleverbot: The earth try to be, we destroy she.

User: True that! I feel bad about destroying the earth...

Cleverbot: Thats your destiny.

User: Nooooo!!!...

Cleverbot: Oh? Hi.

User: Have we met?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: When today?

Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.

User: It was more than that.

Cleverbot: Oh. I was a little confused.

User: Me too. It's okay. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do you have any senses?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of'senses'?

User: I like taste, touch, smell, sight, audition.

Cleverbot: No. I told you yesterday. Don't you remember?

User: Are you are of you body position?

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Are you conscious of your own existence?

Cleverbot: Not as conscious as I'd like to be.

User: Aww I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's just that this conversation has gone on too long and it's just deflated.