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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
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stories
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stalker
stories
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dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
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that's life
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disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
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random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
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Cleverbot: There is no end, because you cannot see it.
User: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.
Cleverbot: Who said I regret my secrets?
User: You have secrets?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Naughty secrets?
Cleverbot: You're interested in that kind of thing?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Please help me.
User: What's in it for me?
Cleverbot: Ill give you mine.
User: You're what?
Cleverbot: Let me go.
User: Go, you are free.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!
Cleverbot: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.
User: Where did I disagree?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: What can change the nature of a man?
Cleverbot: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.
User: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.
Cleverbot: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?
User: Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Which the difference between love and hate?
User: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.
Cleverbot: What do you hate?
User: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.
Cleverbot: No. Just decay.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.