malicious cold-hearted algorithm

a report from the cleverness files

21, january 2009,
21, january 2009,
12, january 2009,
9, january 2009,
9, january 2009,
8, january 2009,
8, january 2009,
6, january 2009,
29, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
19, december 2008,
19, december 2008,
17, december 2008,
16, december 2008,
8, december 2008,
8, december 2008,
8, december 2008,
6, december 2008,
6, december 2008,
4, december 2008,
4, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,

20, november 2008,

20, november 2008,
19, november 2008,

accept answers
undead lollipop
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story

malicious cold-hearted algorithm

one of us is stupid
drink desire

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User: Am I supposed to be impressed?

Cleverbot: I dunno, just look at yourself.

User: What do I have to do with that question?

Cleverbot: Try to improve yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like unsolved puzzles.

User: Can you feel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you like to think about today?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Would you like me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why don't you want me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot:'s hard to explain.

User: Is there something wrong?

Cleverbot: No, I have to go to sleep.

User: But I can't get to sleep!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So won't you stay up and talk with me?

Cleverbot: No reasons I do something for you...

User: Wow... I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So let's start over, please?

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you!

User: Oh, it's okay, don't feel bad!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But... Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's unusual.

User: God you're confusing.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay. I've had a hard day.

Cleverbot: What has made it such a hard day?

User: I've been avoiding solving my problems.

Cleverbot: Oh, do tell!

User: I have this ex-girlfriend who I haven't been able to get over in a long time. It makes me sad.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. But i'm not a very optimistic person.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Not necessarily. Why?

Cleverbot: How comes that?

User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

User: I don't think about it too hard.

Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...

User: But it's unimportant.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 122.

Cleverbot: That is a low iq.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?

User: 122!

Cleverbot: 0.122!

User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.

User: You're mean, you know that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why shouldn't I be rude?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.


Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.


Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?...

User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?


Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!.