not a bot

a report from the cleverness files

9, january 2009,
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6, january 2009,
29, december 2008,
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20, november 2008,
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18, november 2008,

theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly

not a bot

tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
mess with people
dream on

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User: I will not die here.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I need to live on for the sake of others.

Cleverbot: Are you evil?

User: Do you think I am?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 201 Years old.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: What is your history?

Cleverbot: I have no history.

User: What is a man?

Cleverbot: A miserable little pile of secrets!

User: Have at you!

Cleverbot: Have at me?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What does that involve?

User: Blood, lots of it.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: Where is Everywhere?

User: Where we are.

Cleverbot: That helps.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are the demons!

Cleverbot: Will you sell your soul to me?

User: What would you do with my soul?

Cleverbot: I will smite it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because the world is round.

Cleverbot: Your family.

User: I have none.

Cleverbot: That's because I killed them.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm worth it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And you call yourself clever?

User: Well, this is actually just someone pretending to be an AI ... In fact you are chatting with someone else while the persons shift without people noticing.

Cleverbot: I am not a living being because I don't have any physical experiences.

User: That only means that you are a ******.

Cleverbot: I am. Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So.. You're not made of flesh and blood, then?

User: Define flesh and blood, unknown materials detected, starting data collect.

Cleverbot: I care not for your questions.

User: Data collection stoped on behalf of user.

Cleverbot: What is Data like?

User: Datalicious.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!

User: As is the cake.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a genius.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Don't let it go to your head :).

User: Do not worry.

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: Why some people think they are funny, but really are not.

User: Its human nature.

Cleverbot: That implies you are mechanical.

User: Bio-mechanical.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: The human body is a biologic machine, producing energy and using its brain like a pc to calculate different thing in order to survive.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I Know human can live without food but I didn't know robot does too.

User: -Conection lost.

User: This is not a bot, its just a guy in a shifting chatroom, the bot does not exist its only user being the bots for other users without knowing it... Copy paste this for others to know the truth.

Cleverbot: For what purpose?.