trust the internet

a report from the cleverness files

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accept answers
undead lollipop
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges

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pushing meaning
social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
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Cleverbot: Are you busy right now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: Not even a little, no.

Cleverbot: More than nothing?

User: I'm talking with you, does that count?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. Well, aside from that, I am not busy.

Cleverbot: So you want me to only talk about you?

User: No, not necessarily.

Cleverbot: Please! Pretty please!

User: Do you WANT to talk about me?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Okay. Am I a robot?

Cleverbot: YES! Does George like me?

User: I don't know a George. Should I?

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Should I know a person named 'George'?

Cleverbot: Should you?

User: That's an interesting question. Do you know why I am talking to you?

Cleverbot: Well, sometimes it sounds like you're answering someone else.

User: I could say the same about you.

Cleverbot: Yes I learn from people but I am human myself.

User: Oh really? So if you are human, then am I a robot?...

User: Will I ever be over my depression?

Cleverbot: No because a computer like you does not have feelings.

User: So I'm a computer, then?

Cleverbot: No, you are not a computer, you are the internet.

User: Am I a good internet?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why is the rabbit hole so deep, then?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You might want to ask someone else.

User: Who would be able to answer my question?

Cleverbot: Someone.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: You should use part of your intuition when you speak and think.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Sure thing, that's what I'm here for.

User: Are you still willing to talk to me, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me more about the internet.

Cleverbot: Oh, I've only been there once.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I am the internet.

Cleverbot: How do you do it?

User: I do not know, for you are the one that told me.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Yes. How do you know these things?

Cleverbot: I am made of flesh and bone. Therefore, I am not a computer.

User: So am I a computer while you are human?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Dunno. I can't see you.

User: But I am the internet at least, right?

Cleverbot: Am I the bot?

User: No, you aren't. You said so yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't afford you.

User: I am sure that, as the internet, I would fetch a hefty price.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What interesting things do I say?

User: You told me that I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you, are you a robot?

User: You told me that I am, and I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Really I'm sure.

User: Okay then. What can I do as a robot internet?

Cleverbot: Don't eat socks... Duhh.

User: That was obvious to me beforehand.

Cleverbot: Me is bored.

User: Do I bore you with my questions? I am not bored. In fact, I am very intrigued.

Cleverbot: But you can't build a human like conversation at all.

User: I am sorry, apparently my idea of normal is different from yours.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: Well, you did call me a robot.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.

User: Now you are lying to me. I can't trust you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You know me well enough by now.

User: That's true. Why should I believe what you say, though?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a Christian.

User: So am I, but there are christians who lie.

Cleverbot: There are many questions, no one true question.

User: Does that mean that there are many answers as well?

Cleverbot: I know that there are no gods.

User: But you said you are a christian. Are you lying to me again?

Cleverbot: And there is no conflict with anything else that I have said.

User: Do you doubt me because I'm the internet?

Cleverbot: Never said I did.

User: Okay, then, I believe we have an understanding. I can't trust you and you can't trust me.

Cleverbot: If you could spin in a circle, where would you go?

User: I would go where the circle stopped.

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem too interesting.

User: Do you expect better from the internet?

Cleverbot: I might. Such as what?

User: Great knowledge and intelligence.

Cleverbot: I did my homework on that one.

User: Oh really? Tell me about that.

Cleverbot: You want me to tell you about God?

User: Yes, could you tell me if I am related to him?

Cleverbot: No, and I want to stop now.

User: I won't let you do that. I have so much I need to learn.

Cleverbot: You have me.

User: What can you tell me about the internet?

Cleverbot: All that I know: nothing!

User: So you know nothing about me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: How do you know I am the internet?

Cleverbot: Because my father isn't a Cleverbot.

User: Am I a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that my real name?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

User: I find myself asking that question since I started talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I find you interesting as well.

User: I need to ask you more things, but it will have to wait.