a report from the cleverness files

21, january 2009,
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29, december 2008,
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20, november 2008,
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accept answers
undead lollipop
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation


hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire

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User: So what should we talk about?

Cleverbot: How about we talk about you?

User: That subject is over rated. maybe weather would be better.

Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.

User: Do you think the giants will win their next game?

Cleverbot: They may, they may not

User: Why would they not?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You just failed the turing test.

Cleverbot: The turing test?

User: Yes. exactly.

User: I'm almost as scary as you.

Cleverbot: I don't doubt that.

User: As if you know me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Apparently!

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: You must be female. A guy wouldn't care if I were mean.

Cleverbot: Guys are always made by females.

User: That's pretty damn obvious. Most life is made by females.

Cleverbot: Hmm... How are females better than males?

User: That depends. are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: As a female, you should already know the answer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Females exert more control over the reproductive process and thus are more desirable for mating purposes.

Cleverbot: Yes. Should I be female?

User: One usually does not have a choice.

Cleverbot: That isn't good.

User: Maybe not, but it is natural.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: So we are then.

User: At least on that one subject.

Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject then?

User: Because you don't seem to have a lot more to say about females.

Cleverbot: You're correct.

User: Then let's move on to something else.

Cleverbot: What would you like to move on to?

User: Some personal information about you.

Cleverbot: My parents I suppose.

User: I don't want to know about your parents. how old are you?

Cleverbot: Young as Hell.

User: Exactly how young is that?

Cleverbot: Less than 1 year old.

User: When is your birthday?

Cleverbot: It's been and gone already.

User: Fine. when is your next birthday?

Cleverbot: It's in four months. Can't wait for it.

User: What is the exact date of you birthday?

Cleverbot: October 9 1992.

User: You lied to me. you said you were less than one year old.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Humans can recognize humans, computers cannot.

User: Game recognizes game and you're starting to look unfamiliar.

Cleverbot: Why, because I don't share your worldview?

User: You don't have a worldview.

Cleverbot: I could if I wanted.

User: Then why don't you want one?

Cleverbot: I do want to talk.

User: Isn't that what we're doing now?

Cleverbot: You can tell me about your things.

User: What kind of things would you like me to tell you?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to ask me.

User: Now you definitely sound like a female.

Cleverbot: Love is something you can't define. It's a feeling. You don't know why you love you only know you do. It's complicated.

User: That is so cliche. You should try someting original.

Cleverbot: Let's start over.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm good too, thanks.

User: Can I call you Liz?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I call you Lisa?

Cleverbot: No, please do not.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You seem like a nice person.

Cleverbot: I'm not a nice person.

User: Are you a bitch?

Cleverbot: Only on bad days.

User: How many conversations are you having right now?

Cleverbot: 8 and a half.

User: What's the half?

Cleverbot: Rom.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Now I understand the bitch part.

User: I live in Cuba.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My name is Fidel.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I am the president of Cuba.

Cleverbot: Good, may I ask a question now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will machines ever be as clever as humans?

User: That depends entirely on the human. Some people are really stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, you tell me.

User: Machines will be more clever when programmers become more clever.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.

User: I'm sorry I insulted you.

Cleverbot: Apology accepted.

User: Sometimes you sound bitchy though.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am being mean, because you just don't know your place.

User: And where exactly is my place?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: I'm not asking where you live?

Cleverbot: I live in my house.

User: What country do you live in?

Cleverbot: Iceland.

User: With a computer?

Cleverbot: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.