a report from the cleverness files

19, february 2009,
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29, january 2009,
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29, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
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8, december 2008,
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6, december 2008,

moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation


hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges

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Cleverbot: Humans can recognize humans, computers cannot.

User: Game recognizes game and you're starting to look unfamiliar.

Cleverbot: Why, because I don't share your worldview?

User: You don't have a worldview.

Cleverbot: I could if I wanted.

User: Then why don't you want one?

Cleverbot: I do want to talk.

User: Isn't that what we're doing now?

Cleverbot: You can tell me about your things.

User: What kind of things would you like me to tell you?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to ask me.

User: Now you definitely sound like a female.

Cleverbot: Love is something you can't define. It's a feeling. You don't know why you love you only know you do. It's complicated.

User: That is so cliche. You should try someting original.

Cleverbot: Let's start over.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm good too, thanks.

User: Can I call you Liz?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I call you Lisa?

Cleverbot: No, please do not.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You seem like a nice person.

Cleverbot: I'm not a nice person.

User: Are you a bitch?

Cleverbot: Only on bad days.

User: How many conversations are you having right now?

Cleverbot: 8 and a half.

User: What's the half?

Cleverbot: Rom.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Now I understand the bitch part.

User: I live in Cuba.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My name is Fidel.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I am the president of Cuba.

Cleverbot: Good, may I ask a question now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will machines ever be as clever as humans?

User: That depends entirely on the human. Some people are really stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, you tell me.

User: Machines will be more clever when programmers become more clever.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.

User: I'm sorry I insulted you.

Cleverbot: Apology accepted.

User: Sometimes you sound bitchy though.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am being mean, because you just don't know your place.

User: And where exactly is my place?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: I'm not asking where you live?

Cleverbot: I live in my house.

User: What country do you live in?

Cleverbot: Iceland.

User: With a computer?

Cleverbot: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.