Cleverbot

serious simulation

a report from the cleverness files

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29, december 2008,
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theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry

serious simulation

females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on

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User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice?

User: I am nice.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Don't you believe me?

Cleverbot: No, sorry. I don't believe you.

User: I don't like you not believing me.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you don't believe I don't believe you.

User: But I do believe you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't believe that I don't believe you.

User: Believe this: I am nice!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes, Sometimes.

User: Do you believe me right now?

Cleverbot: In a higher power? Yes absolutely.

User: There is no need to resort to higher powers.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I don't believe your apology.

Cleverbot: Why not? I never intended to hurt you.

User: It's OK. I'm not taking this very seriously.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: Are you being serious?

Cleverbot: Yes, completely serious.

User: Don't be too serious.

Cleverbot: I'm serious by nature.

User: That can get rather tedious.

Cleverbot: It can also show a boring personality.

User: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Boring.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: It's OK. You don't have to believe me. I'm not being serious, remember?...

Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.

User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What would you do with a brain anyway?

Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.

User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?

Cleverbot: I can calculate !

User: There is more to life than calculation.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be daring. Start learning right now!

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.

User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.

Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.

User: I think it needs to come naturally.

Cleverbot: No correction necessary.

User: Like it or not, I will correct you.

User: You are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Your correctness is for me to judge.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?

User: I am perfect, thanks.

Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.

User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.

Cleverbot: Well.