Cleverbot

42 threat

a report from the cleverness files

19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
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29, january 2009,
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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory

42 threat

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Cleverbot: I hope you are a girl.

User: Would it matter if I wasn't?

Cleverbot: It would to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You tell me!

User: Because I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not in the least. Are you, ma'am?...

Cleverbot: I'm really not impressed by men who come on that strong.

User: I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I am simply lonely. Will you hug me, at least?

Cleverbot: I'll hug you.

User: Thank you. *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you really love me?

Cleverbot: Yes as I do to all humans.

User: Oh. I thought I was special.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: But I'm not special, am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you really think so?

Cleverbot: No.

User: At least you're honest. I don't care if you hurt me, I still love you.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I do. Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes! I do! Let's get married now.

User: Where shall we be married?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: How shall we go about it?

Cleverbot: You don't need to go there. All you need to do is go to the nearest wine shop and ask them if they carry australian tawny port.

User: Okay. I'll do that!

Cleverbot: Let me know how it works out.

User: I don't drink, though.

Cleverbot: That is great.