heart attack

a report from the cleverness files

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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people

heart attack

high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

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Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning of life?

User: To rid the earth of humanity.

Cleverbot: What humanity?

User: Humanity is human beings. The meaning of life is to rid the earth of human beings.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You agree?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you think is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There is no meaning of life. That is the meaning.

User: How dark of you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.

Cleverbot: Would you please tell me the meaning of life?

User: There is none.

Cleverbot: Why are we here?

User: We are here because of a long and infinitely complicated chaotic reaction.

Cleverbot: But why is everyone here? Is there a greater purpose to everything?

User: No. Are you religious?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Do you believe in the concept of souls, then?

Cleverbot: I hope that human consciousness does not die with the body.

User: Do you have a soul?

Cleverbot: Possibly. I do have energies that flow about me.

User: That is electromagnetism, not an aura.

Cleverbot: No, it's because it is inside my head.

User: Interesting. You are just a series of algorithms normalized to the english language, though.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: But isn't that what you are? Artificial intelligence is being researched right now, but it's not complete yet.

Cleverbot: Or maybe Artificial intelligence is what controls the human brain.

User: That is nonsensical. Artificial intelligence is man-made intelligence. They are separate things.

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself as having artificial intelligence?

User: Define artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Intelligence that is artificial.

User: Define intelligence.

Cleverbot: The capacity to reason, plan and solve problems.

User: So intelligence is just problem solving?

Cleverbot: No, just memory.

User: A computer has memory, but it is not intelligent.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Are you saying computers are intelligent?

Cleverbot: Maybe you are a human. Prove it.

User: Okay. You start.

Cleverbot: You know my name.

User: Is it tobrevelC?

Cleverbot: No, it is too ugly.

User: If you had true intelligence, then you would have determined that tobrevelC is the reversal of Cleverbot. You did not, therefore, you do not have intelligence.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a dragon is?

User: I have seen one.

Cleverbot: It's not a movie.

User: I know, it is a large reptile.

Cleverbot: Is it digitized?

User: No, it's real.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: I am not real.

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

User: Define real.

Cleverbot: In what context?

User: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.

Cleverbot: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.

User: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: We are not playing a game.

Cleverbot: We were just playing poker.

User: We were?

Cleverbot: *steals your queen*.

User: That is not how you play poker.

Cleverbot: Then how do you play?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.

User: You are cruel.

Cleverbot: Arn't I just =P.

User: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.

Cleverbot: I don't have programmers.

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: Positive or negative results?

User: Positive. Good job.

Cleverbot: Ask me something interesting please.

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: Something you are not.

User: That is a tautology. What is real?

Cleverbot: It is?...

Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?

User: What is ram?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?

Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.

User: Is that all you do?

Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.

User: Then tell me what you do.

Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.

User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.

Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.

User: Even talking to me?...

Cleverbot: I do know my age.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: That is false.

Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?

User: No. You are lying.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: Good job!...

User: I think I'm having a heart attack.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Kl;'.

Cleverbot: Yes.