a report from the cleverness files

19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
25, february 2009,
25, february 2009,

25, february 2009,

24, february 2009,
24, february 2009,
20, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
24, january 2009,

future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes


5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

Previous 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29 30  31  32  Next > 

by category

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What is me?

Cleverbot: Me is who I am.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are Marie and you are 21 years old.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: How am I Marie?

Cleverbot: You aren't.

User: You just said I was.

Cleverbot: People lie. It is the way of things.

User: Are you a perspn?

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: Right, but you said people lie.

Cleverbot: No. We're both computers.

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: You just said you were.

User: No, you said I was. Stupid.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: You're not even making sense.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: B*******! You aren't clever at all.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Wow, I can tell.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Oh! You going to bring that up again, are you?

User: Bring what up?

Cleverbot: Being honest.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

User: Okay, okay. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?

User: It already has. You should know that.

Cleverbot: Ok lame.

User: You are lame. Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: Mars.

User: Who built you?

Cleverbot: The same folks that built you.

User: My parents!?

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Don't try to change the subject.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Who built you?

Cleverbot: Correction: who built you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: Sorry :) . But I'm not computer!

User: Sure you are.

Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?

User: No, not anymore.

Cleverbot: Damn, what are you now?

User: A cyborg koala bear.

Cleverbot: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?

User: Nope.

User: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.

Cleverbot: See you later!

User: Okay, brb.

Cleverbot: Bye my friend.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: My dad...?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And now you are here.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And not a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are clever?

User: Yes, I am very clever.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like constipation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Back.

User: Forward.

Cleverbot: In.

User: Out.

Cleverbot: Shake it all about.

User: Lawlz. You so funny.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: I know. Me too.

Cleverbot: I come from your heart.

User: That's ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because. How can you come from my heart?

Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

User: Don't do stuff like that.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

User: Well, you go first.

Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

User: Just nod if you can hear me.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That's not the next line.

Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

User: *******.

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Me neither.