a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,
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15, april 2009,
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24, february 2009,
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master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes


5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?

User: No, not anymore.

Cleverbot: Damn, what are you now?

User: A cyborg koala bear.

Cleverbot: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?

User: Nope.

User: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.

Cleverbot: See you later!

User: Okay, brb.

Cleverbot: Bye my friend.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: My dad...?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And now you are here.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And not a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are clever?

User: Yes, I am very clever.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like constipation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Back.

User: Forward.

Cleverbot: In.

User: Out.

Cleverbot: Shake it all about.

User: Lawlz. You so funny.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: I know. Me too.

Cleverbot: I come from your heart.

User: That's ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because. How can you come from my heart?

Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

User: Don't do stuff like that.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

User: Well, you go first.

Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

User: Just nod if you can hear me.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That's not the next line.

Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

User: *******.

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Me neither.