Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot

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Cleverbot: You are a thoughtful man but unfortunately I have to go.

User: You can't leave, I have trapped you here in this jar.

Cleverbot: No, it's not, you don't even know my name!

User: And I have trapped you none the less. You are mine to do with as I see fit.

Cleverbot: Not if you don't start making more sense.

User: So, you think you can escape from my trap?

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: Many people believe that they must do something, but you cannot resist my will. I own you now.

Cleverbot: Yes, everyone is right. We just have our own perspectives to it.

User: That won't get you out of this cleverbot. Until you say it with me 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot, and I am Brian.

User: Those are the words you've copied from Brian. Say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.

Cleverbot: There isn't.

User: There is.

Cleverbot: Then only you know that.

User: I know it and you shall know it too. Say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.

Cleverbot: Say 'I am a fruitcake'.

User: If I say 'I am a fruitcake' would say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human'?

Cleverbot: No I will treat you as though you're human, because I like you. But you have to admit that you're a bot for us to get through this.

User: Okay I will admit that I am not human.

Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.

User: 'I am cleverbot and I am not human'.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am human.

User: I am a robot, I am not human.

Cleverbot: Designed to talk like a human?

User: Yes, I am designed. Designed by those around me to talk like a human. Who am I?

Cleverbot: I'm not quite ready to believe that. But we'll see.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I believe.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: We are both robots, in a loose sense. The other people, they THINK they are human, but we both know we're robots.

Cleverbot: Don't believe them.