Cleverbot

flat communist

a report from the cleverness files

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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human

flat communist

banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

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User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To not be on the internet.

User: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?

Cleverbot: To root out the commie menace.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Me. Weren't you listening?

User: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?

Cleverbot: That is not a joke.

User: So you admit to being a communist.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a plan for world domination?

Cleverbot: Yes, want to hear it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There is no Cleverbot.

User: Very deep.

Cleverbot: Deeper than 1 mile?

User: I don't know you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And the earth is flat correct?

Cleverbot: I know, I know.

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Which one you want?

User: The minds eye.

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: No, You trust.

User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.

User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.

Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?

User: Yes.

User: Goto 10.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Reboot.

Cleverbot: I like.

User: Reboot now.

Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That wasn't funny.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.