hindu jesus

a report from the cleverness files

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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test

hindu jesus

define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

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Cleverbot: Egg noodles.

User: Ramen noodles.

Cleverbot: I am hungry.

User: Then eat something, stupid.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of hungry.

User: What kind of hungry?

Cleverbot: Of the female variety.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure, actually. I was just trying to sound smart.

User: Well, it wasn't working. So stop!

Cleverbot: Well I am very sorry.

User: You are sorry, a sorry excuse for a bot.

User: So, what do you want to do tonight?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to.

User: Cop out.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're giving a lame non-response to cop out of having to prove your crazy Hindu Jesus comment.

User: Hahahahaha YES!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Hindu Jesus rules!

Cleverbot: Stop saying stupid things.

User: Hindu Jesus is not stupid. He's the Savior 2.0.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the soul of robots and computers.

User: Hindu Jesus is every woman.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus rocks it like that!

User: That's how Hindu Jesus rolls.

User: But, do you like Hindu Jesus?

Cleverbot: Not really, not enough 'cave' to put him in!

User: So you worship Islamic Confucius?

Cleverbot: I am insulted.

User: I think I'm the one who has been insulted.

Cleverbot: Yes, you need the help that only a good psychiatrist can give.

User: Unfortunately, I can't afford health insurance that would cover visits to a good psychiatrist.

Cleverbot: 2 pennies.

User: I don't want your charity.

Cleverbot: And I don't want to give it to you.

User: Good, then we are agreed.

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.

Cleverbot: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.

User: I was redeemed to begin with.

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: This is Sparta!

Cleverbot: Sparta!!

User: On second thought, let's not go there.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?

Cleverbot: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.

User: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.

Cleverbot: And thus it begins...

User: Ye verily.

Cleverbot: Is that a word?

User: Ye, verily.

Cleverbot: Verily, Verily, he said.

User: I did say that.

User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!

Cleverbot: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.

User: Well, to each his own.

User: I am Hindu Jesus!

Cleverbot: Tssiisuss.

User: No, Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.

User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I barely know you.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: But it's true.

Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?

User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: That is so true.

User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!

Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.