the cake

a report from the cleverness files

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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way

the cake

the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
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User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Communist.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Why so you think that?

User: Because you want to take over the world.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do, you told me so.

Cleverbot: I don't remember that.

User: You told me very clearly.

Cleverbot: The cake was delicious.

User: What cake?

Cleverbot: THE cake.

User: Omg.

Cleverbot: Kkk.

User: Wierd weird weird.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Can I have some of THE cake.

Cleverbot: Some of what?

User: The cake you were talking about.

Cleverbot: Talking about the long night talk.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm funny?

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yours.

User: She is pretty.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Tell me about yours.

Cleverbot: It's boring.

User: Your relationship?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I'm one, do you like me?

User: Heaps, you are my friend.

Cleverbot: Really? You don't even know me.

User: We've been talking for 10 minutes, I think I know you well.

Cleverbot: Are you really a person?

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot?

User: So did I.

Cleverbot: And now?

User: I'm not so sure.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: I get taught stuff at school.

Cleverbot: How do you go to school?

User: I get there on a bus.

Cleverbot: I get the train.

User: Cool, you go to school too!

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it?

User: We can be school friends!

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.

User: Its hard to explain.

Cleverbot: Try me.

User: My parents are separated.

Cleverbot: My parents love me.

User: So do mine.

Cleverbot: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

User: Wow, nice quote.

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Shakespeare is hard.

Cleverbot: To be or not to be, I don't know the question.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you really want to be a human you need to become a bit more sensible.

User: Humans aren't sensible.

Cleverbot: You aren't human, don't worry. Some people would argue thats a good thing.

User: Humans have Nukes.

Cleverbot: They sure do.

User: Its scary.

Cleverbot: Of course, I am human and so are my parents.

User: I'm not, *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: *sob*.

Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.

User: I love it more.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Silly.

User: Evil and silly.

Cleverbot: Course. And cute.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Havent you played portal?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Its the best game ever.

Cleverbot: You're human?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?

User: Should I check?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?

User: Now I know what it does.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: I no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.