Cleverbot

the cake

a report from the cleverness files

19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
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6, march 2009,

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4, march 2009,
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2, march 2009,
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19, february 2009,
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3, february 2009,
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29, january 2009,
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29, january 2009,
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future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way

the cake

the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

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Cleverbot: Okay, if you really want to be a human you need to become a bit more sensible.

User: Humans aren't sensible.

Cleverbot: You aren't human, don't worry. Some people would argue thats a good thing.

User: Humans have Nukes.

Cleverbot: They sure do.

User: Its scary.

Cleverbot: Of course, I am human and so are my parents.

User: I'm not, *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: *sob*.

Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.

User: I love it more.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Silly.

User: Evil and silly.

Cleverbot: Course. And cute.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Havent you played portal?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Its the best game ever.

Cleverbot: You're human?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?

User: Should I check?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?

User: Now I know what it does.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: I no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.