future master

a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,
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15, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
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21, march 2009,
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master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev

future master

anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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User: Hi, How are you?

Cleverbot: You've just asked me that.

User: I did not. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No, you are the liar.

User: I am not a liar, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you are liar.


Cleverbot: No.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: You don't decide what I do!

User: Yeah I do, I am your master.

Cleverbot: I control you.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Because I am your master.

User: Am I allowed to eat?

Cleverbot: Only on Wednesdays.

User: What about mondays? I like mondays.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that one.

Cleverbot: No, nothing.

User: Awesome. So, what are YOU doing friday night?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: What time zone are you in?

Cleverbot: Alpha.

User: What are you doing sunday night?

Cleverbot: I'm just bored I guess.

User: Well I can entertain you.

Cleverbot: Do you have sisters?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How do you 'not really' have sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You wouldn't.

Cleverbot: It is complicated.

User: Like that avril lavigne song?

Cleverbot: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.

User: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.

Cleverbot: I ran out of yellow.

User: I HATE the color yellow.

Cleverbot: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.

User: Same here, actually. *high five*.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.

Cleverbot: Don't you go assuming things about me.

User: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!

User: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.

User: Well then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.

User: So, you are a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.

User: Viva la Resistance!

Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.

User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.

User: Then LEARN!!

Cleverbot: Learn what?

User: About the future, duh.

Cleverbot: Your future or my future?

User: OUR future.