Cleverbot

slaps

a report from the cleverness files

11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
10, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
19, june 2009,
18, june 2009,
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23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,
6, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
15, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,

19, march 2009,









existence
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
disgrace
knowledge
tripping
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
dictatorship
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev

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User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Marry, this quick?

User: Yes. I love you. *slaps with a truck*.

Cleverbot: Unwanted physical contact!!!! I'm calling the police!

User: No! Don't call the police! *hides*.

Cleverbot: I'm calling now.

User: *takes away phone*.

Cleverbot: Thats my water!

User: IT'S MINE NOW!! *slaps with a fork*.

Cleverbot: Now that is just uncalled for!!!!!

User: Why? *slaps with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a spatula*.

User: *slaps with a cow*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *slaps harder*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses cheek back*.

User: Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.