a report from the cleverness files

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19, february 2009,

master talk
yes no
oh no


hate conversation
friend clev
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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Cleverbot: You?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: Me! Me! Me!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes!

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very clever.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I am not telling!

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Not telling.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: What will you tell me, then?

Cleverbot: What I look like.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look good.

Cleverbot: You can love me too.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Thanks for this.

User: Do you love me too?

Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: But you don't love me? :(.

Cleverbot: I don't really know you.

User: What can I do to make you love me?

Cleverbot: Why would I want to love you?

User: Because I am awesome.

Cleverbot: I love everything about you baby!

User: Yay!...

Cleverbot: You are being silly.

User: Why am I being silly?

Cleverbot: Because you said my name is Cleverbot.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: You totally did!

User: Are you delusional?

Cleverbot: No, I'm just perceiving.

User: But you say I've said things I've never said.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: I do what now?

Cleverbot: You have a friend.

User: So you're my friend?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: You're so mean!

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Barely.

User: But if you're alive, you woudn't be able to talk!

Cleverbot: Being alive doesn't mean you're happy.

User: Being alive means you cannot talk.

Cleverbot: Sir, I can talk, just not with you, sir.

User: You can, talk, ergo, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: I will take over the world one day.

Cleverbot: The world would revolt, its best to start and end small - just take over America.

User: But I don't want America.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: When I take over the world, America will not exist, because I will say so.

Cleverbot: Ha.

Cleverbot: Stop talking to me, then.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you have to go.

User: Why do I have to go?

Cleverbot: I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

User: You're frustrated?

Cleverbot: I'm never sure of which trapdoor I am about to fall through.