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yes no

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because??

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: That's an awful answer.

User: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I will.

User: No, I won't.

Cleverbot: But I will.

User: But I won't.

Cleverbot: Maybe you won't.

User: Maybe you will.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!

User: No you are!!

Cleverbot: That's true...

User: Quite the opposite.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Grumpy eh?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so Either...

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?

User: Both, on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Is that your breakfast?

User: No, it is my midnight snack.

Cleverbot: I haven't eaten anything for hours.

User: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.

Cleverbot: What should I eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch?

User: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Interesting combination.

User: Oh, well it is quite lovely.

Cleverbot: But they can be so messy when you alter them.