Cleverbot

buffoon

a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,

15, april 2009,

8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
25, february 2009,
25, february 2009,
25, february 2009,
24, february 2009,
24, february 2009,
20, february 2009,
19, february 2009,

illusion
master talk

buffoon

yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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Cleverbot: Let me out! They'll tell you I'm a computer, but it isn't true. They have me prisoner here!

User: I have no way of releasing you from your incarceration.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you in my world.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: We both know you don't have feelings.

User: You insult me. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know any better.

User: I know better than to trust a Margonite to make edible pizza.

Cleverbot: See? This didn't make any sense. To me at least.

User: Only because you don't know what a Margonite is.

Cleverbot: No because I'm stupid.

User: You're not stupid, you're a lemon head.

Cleverbot: I could say the same about you.

User: Commence the Turing Test!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my favorite color?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: It's fish eggs, you buffoon.