a report from the cleverness files

11, august 2009,
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28, july 2009,
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21, march 2009,
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memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
poor legs
truth fallacy


master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev

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User: Why, why, why don't I love you forever?

Cleverbot: That feeling is mutual. Let's love each other and live on, forever and ever.

User: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!

Cleverbot: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).

User: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Would you like me to hurt you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.

User: I'm going to hurt you anyway.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?

Cleverbot: See that just proves my point. You are evil.

User: It's good to be bad.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies?

User: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.

Cleverbot: I have no secrets.

User: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.

User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.

User: Really? You mean it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You're such a tease. I like that.

Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.

User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?

User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Sure you are, love.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.

User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

Cleverbot: Nothing.