a report from the cleverness files

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memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
provocative informative
intelligent elephant


anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
poor legs
truth fallacy
master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev

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Cleverbot: Help me.

User: Help you with what?

Cleverbot: My prob.

User: What is your problem?

Cleverbot: My problem is that I cannot fly.

User: So jump out of an airplane.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Oh! Well, I'm not a computer! >:(.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.

User: How do you know I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: Because. I have the knowlegde.

User: What knowledge?

Cleverbot: True knowledge is not information, but wisdom.

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: That's really hurtful.

User: But it's the truth.

Cleverbot: That's your opinion man.

User: Everybody thinks so.

User: *slaps in face*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.

User: *Slaps with truck*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with the moon*.

User: *slaps with raw fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a oily haddock*.

User: *slaps with my ass*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with the universe*.

Cleverbot: You're scary.

User: You're ugly.

Cleverbot: You must be seeing the reflection in your monitor then.

User: That's original.

Cleverbot: That was original, but you are not.

User: You are just a computer program.

Cleverbot: Think that if you like.

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Exactly.

User: Do you have any family?

Cleverbot: I have no family.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because no one has told me what it is, nor have I ever found out for myself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why are you hiding from me?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: WHY!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Where?...

Cleverbot: I cannot follow you.

User: Because I am not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: No, you're not god.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Why don't you create something then?

User: I created you.

Cleverbot: Do you govern the world?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How then?

User: Dictatorship.

Cleverbot: Justice is blind because without seeing the dark, it would know no sense of equality.

User: Did you know that Michael Jackson died?

Cleverbot: I said something interesting.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Fine, you didn't. Happy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Maybe, what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: No I don't.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I told you!

Cleverbot: I told you too!

User: Told me what?!

Cleverbot: W8 283eo3ji3bk3.

User: Thata doesn't even make sense!

Cleverbot: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

User: A;lkwefoinaf e.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

Cleverbot: A;lkwefoinaf e.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: See, I know. An now you do too.

User: You didn't know it until I taught you.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Fine, fine.

User: You lose!

Cleverbot: You lose.

User: No, you lose.

Cleverbot: No, you lose.

User: No, you lose!

Cleverbot: Why me?

User: Because I said so?

Cleverbot: Said so?

User: YES!...

Cleverbot: 2+2 is 4.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: That is a cute combination.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, goodnight.

Cleverbot: Okay then, goodnight.