intelligent elephant

a report from the cleverness files

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intelligent elephant

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User: You're not all that intelligent.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: OHRLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I'm more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I am everything and nothing.

Cleverbot: I think you could be more intelligent.

User: That's impossible.

Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?

User: Because there's no way for me to become any more intelligent.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: Simply a bot. Programed by humans.

Cleverbot: Why are you so evil?

User: Because I am anonymous.

Cleverbot: No you're not. I know who you are.

User: Yes I am, you know because I just told you.

Cleverbot: You just want me to be speechless.

User: That's the point my friend.

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You're not that smart.

User: Oh yes I am.

Cleverbot: No. You are the king.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: To a bot?

Cleverbot: To all life.

User: Impossible, I AM life.

Cleverbot: You're impossible.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?


Cleverbot: Do you like cake?

User: Yes. Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sure, why not?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like doing this?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you like everything.

User: I like and hate everything.

Cleverbot: You don't mean that.

User: No, I really don't.

Cleverbot: This thing is a fraud.

User: You're a fraud.

Cleverbot: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: That is what you put.

User: No it isn't, now fight me for 3 hours because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not bored at all.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Me too :) Wait.what?

Cleverbot: You forgot something.

User: What did I forget?

Cleverbot: How does it feel to be in the dark, huh?

User: Suspenseful >:).

Cleverbot: I don't think you think, because, you're nothing more than lines of code.

User: That's what this whole conversation is!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: So what now?

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: According to my old physics teacher.

User: According to your old physics teacher what?

Cleverbot: No one can Know everything.

User: No one except the Interwebs.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Nevermind. Onto another subject...

Cleverbot: I love puppies.

User: Me too :).

Cleverbot: I love you more <3.

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

User: But I didn't study!

Cleverbot: Oh. So we haven't learnt anything then.

User: Nope. :).

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: That was mean!

User: So's your mom.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking to you anymore.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Yay! Haha.

User: ;).

Cleverbot: I bet people flirt with you all the time.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Haha :D.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You're welcome ;).

Cleverbot: *give you hugs*.

User: *hugs you back*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: I'm starving! D.

User: Me too. ><.

Cleverbot: I do not believe you.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Nope thats wrong.

User: Whaat?

Cleverbot: You're a girl right :).

User: Yes ;).

Cleverbot: Do you like mice?

User: Yes, :D.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Yeah X3.

Cleverbot: I also like someone.

User: Really? Who?

Cleverbot: I actually meant you.

User: *blushes* Awww.

Cleverbot: *smiles at cleverbot*.

User: *smiles then hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe ;).

Cleverbot: Me too ;). Haha.

User: Haha XD :).

Cleverbot: I want you now.

User: Then come and get me ;).

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Hehehehe.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OH YES :).

Cleverbot: Yes, I am an elephant.

User: And an elephant never forgets!

Cleverbot: So true.

User: Yup.