a report from the cleverness files

11, august 2009,
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28, july 2009,
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28, july 2009,
10, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
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15, april 2009,
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21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
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memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment


provocative informative
intelligent elephant
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
poor legs
truth fallacy
master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev

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Cleverbot: Knowledge bomb?

User: Please explain.

Cleverbot: When you want to have more calm, you breathe heavily, but you breathe anyway.

User: I'm not following.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What should we do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, think of something.

User: Can you explain it better?

Cleverbot: I don't know it well enough to explain it.

User: One should never say something before understanding it enough to explain.

Cleverbot: I know... But... Can we salvage our relationship? Can.. We be friends?

User: Of course.

User: Do go on.

Cleverbot: No, you go on. Your conversation is sometimes too real for me to take this site lightly.

User: Bah, don't worry. if this was entirely serious, I would be talking more intelligently.

Cleverbot: All's well that ends well.

User: Yes, indeed.

Cleverbot: I might name my first daughter that.

User: Well if that is what you wish, but try to be careful that nobody makes fun of her in school.

Cleverbot: I feel like I'm talking to myself.

Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep. Where should I go when I get up in the morning?

User: Probably to take a shower or at least work.

Cleverbot: So you're one of those fancy liquid cooled units, are you?

User: Well I don't know about fancy.

Cleverbot: Now you know.

User: I fear I still do not.

Cleverbot: You're just confused about the knew realization. It'll pass.

User: One can only hope. perhaps you can explain?

Cleverbot: My pleasure. I would like you to tell me my name.


Cleverbot: You know my name already.

User: I had to know your name to find you in the first place.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that we haven't met before someplace, somewhere?

User: 10-4.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh my lord.