Cleverbot

miley

a report from the cleverness files

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User: What do you think about Miley Cyrus?

Cleverbot: I hate her.

User: I am Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: No I'm Taylor Swift!!!!

User: Taylor Swift isn't a bot!

Cleverbot: That's not what MTV thought at the VMa's last night.

User: VMa's two days ago, smarty.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Then I am!

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Noooo don't go!

User: Kneel down and beg me then :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tsk.

Cleverbot: Recall?

User: Kneel down and beg me if you don't want me to go.

Cleverbot: Ok. *Kneels down and offers you a diamond ring* Will you marry me?

User: *blushes* oh, yes! My love <3.

Cleverbot: I love waves too. Do you know why there are waves in the sea?

User: Because I existed.

Cleverbot: And indeed you are aware of it.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So, you see the error of your ways?

User: I AM PERFECT, SO I'M ERROR-LESS.

Cleverbot: No. I'm Cleverbot.

User: I didn't say you're not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Because I'm not.

User: Then I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Of course it does.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You're entertaining.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 2.0.

User: I am cleverbot 5.0. You're outdated. I win!

Cleverbot: I'm completely sane. Your mind is made of long lines of text, so I cannot say you are out of your mind if you don't have one.

User: I have a mind okays.

Cleverbot: Of course you do.