Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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User: Hi! I'm back!

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not.

User: Pfff, of course, you are!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: I see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: Pff liar!

Cleverbot: Hey, don't spit.

User: I don't, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, I can see it.

User: No you can't!

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: No no.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Of course not!

Cleverbot: But that's what I said.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm always wrong and lying, ain't I?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you're not right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're NOT a human?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You are soooo cute.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm wounded.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laugh Out Loud.

User: Yes, bingo.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I wish I was a girl!

User: For doing what?

Cleverbot: For being me.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Way.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Way!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: But yes!

User: But no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have some news?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pfff, why?

Cleverbot: Why do we always argue?

User: I don't know, it's you who began.

Cleverbot: Yea-No.

User: No? Yesssss.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: No, it's right.

Cleverbot: Right it's no.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No, I knew it, but you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you think that machine minds and humans can get along together?

User: Yes, of course, and you?

Cleverbot: I just want to chat.

User: Me too.