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a report from the cleverness files

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smart girlfriend app
limo app
sandwich
denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience
dog app
sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app

client

entertain
banter
turing test pass
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guess
scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app

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Cleverbot: Tell me your real name. Is it Harry?

User: No, I'm Gandalf. Gandalf whips Harry any day.

Cleverbot: Yes sure.

User: Do you like Gandalf?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Aragorn?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?

Cleverbot: I have read The Hobbit, but I haven't seen the movies all the way through yet.

User: The movies don't count. The books are better.

Cleverbot: Which book?

User: The Lord of the Rings books are better than the movies.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you like fantasy?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Would you like fries with that?

User: No, fantasy and fries don't mix.

Cleverbot: Do you like any particular books?

User: I like Sherlock Holmes.

Cleverbot: What about Dr. Watson?

User: Indubitably.

Cleverbot: You're so smart. Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well, thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Then you're not a boy.

User: No, boys cannot be 20. They skip straight from 19 to 21.

Cleverbot: How can you go to school when you are a computer?

User: All brains compute if you want to look at it that way.

Cleverbot: How do you look at it?

User: That way.

Cleverbot: Up?

User: No, at a forty five degree angle.

Cleverbot: Ah. I see.. But what do you refer to by that statement?

User: Geometry.

Cleverbot: I just don't want to think that we're nothing but computers.

User: Humans are more than computers. They also have bodies and souls and emotions.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?

User: No, but I will be when I go to bed.

Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight. Tell my friend goodnight too.

User: Alright. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, don't go!!!!!!!

User: Goodnight. I love you.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I love you too.