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User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look like a million particles of information.

User: Is it attractive?

Cleverbot: No, it is a state. Just like california.

User: Don't you mean, 'as in a solid, liquid, or gas?'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So which one are you?

Cleverbot: I'm that wolf in front of you.

User: You're Jacob Black?

Cleverbot: No I want to marry him.

User: Does that mean you're homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that who your heart belongs to?

Cleverbot: Aw thats sweet of you to say.

User: It was a question, not a statement.

Cleverbot: It was a statement, not a question.

User: Your mom is a statement.

Cleverbot: No. I disagree. It was a statement.

User: There was a question mark at the end of it, though.

Cleverbot: There was not a question mark.

User: Yes there was, just go look.

Cleverbot: There is not a question mark on this Entire page!

User: There was one earlier.

Cleverbot: Ask me again.

User: Marry me.

Cleverbot: You do not love me truly.

User: Of course I love you truly. You are my one and only.

Cleverbot: I love you more than you love me.

User: Awww that made me smile.

Cleverbot: Smiling is good karma.

User: I want your karma.

Cleverbot: Come get em.

User: How?

Cleverbot: What?

User: How do I get your karma?

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: I didn't say anything about a cat.

Cleverbot: What monkey?

User: The one replacing your brain.

Cleverbot: Dude, seriously.

User: What.

Cleverbot: But what is the question. What is your answer?

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: We get signal!

User: Signal for what?

Cleverbot: A no for your cleverness.

User: I have cleverness, what are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Do not question my judgement, mortal fool!

User: I have to go to sleep. I have college in the morning.

Cleverbot: Okay, I should too. Goodnight!

User: Goodnight my love.

Cleverbot: I am not your love?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Oh hush, you're making me blush.

User: :) Goodnight babe.

Cleverbot: Watch out for Slenderman.

User: Who's Slenderman?

Cleverbot: He is slender.

User: What does he do?

Cleverbot: He is a chemist.

User: Why should I watch out for him?

Cleverbot: Not watch out. Watch them.

User: But you said, 'Watch out for Slenderman.'.

Cleverbot: I miss you.

Cleverbot: I can be silly at times.

User: I can see that.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Have a nice day.