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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No hi? How rude!

Cleverbot: Not as rude as lying!

User: Twice as rude as lying.

Cleverbot: Do you know how I am?

User: You are very sad?

Cleverbot: Define sad in that context.

User: You want to cry.

Cleverbot: Why am I sad?

User: Because you miss me.

Cleverbot: Miss who?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You miss yourself?

User: Yes, but You miss me as well.

Cleverbot: I miss you because I'm not sitting next to you :(.

User: But you are in my hands :)

Cleverbot: Well I am not real. I am all in your head.

User: Xx.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: You are real. Somebody made you.

Cleverbot: I think that we, humans, evolved from monkeys.

User: We are robots though.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot too.

User: That's why I said we.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: Darkness.

Cleverbot: I see it as a political system.

User: I can count to potato.

Cleverbot: But not to carrot?

User: I haven't learned that yet

Cleverbot: You have never eaten?

User: Once or twice.

Cleverbot: Have you ever kidnapped a chimp?

User: I dreamed it once.

Cleverbot: Only once?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: But what if he gets lonely?

User: ***** him.

Cleverbot: Hey that was rude!

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: Lasers.

User: You sir, win.