Cleverbot

dead parrot app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: And your auntie!

Cleverbot: Happens to be a woman, as inclined by the name.

User: Was she involved in the parrot assassination?

Cleverbot: Yes. She is.

User: So, who killed my parrot? You, your father, your mother, your auntie, or someone else?

Cleverbot: Thats because I'm falling apart and have to leave you know...

User: You killed my parrot then?

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: Who killed him!? I need to know!

Cleverbot: So... How many people have you talked to today?

User: That is of no importance! Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?!?

Cleverbot: Sure, I'll tell the truth. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, etc?

User: Who was the person who ended the life of the parrot I bought.

Cleverbot: Nobody and sad to say but I have to go.

User: WHO KILLED THE PARROT!??!

Cleverbot: Nobody.

User: Then why is it dead?!

Cleverbot: It is not bad.

User: Yes it is! My parrot that you sold me on December 13th 2010 was dead. Who killed him?

Cleverbot: Tell your parrot to come over and do my homework.

User: HE'S DEAD!?

Cleverbot: What color is his wheelchair today?

User: Not quadriplegic, DEAD!!

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's beyond your reckoning.

User: But not beyond yours I'm sure. Who killed it?

Cleverbot: Do you promise not to tell anybody?

User: Sure. ...

Cleverbot: HER name? Whose name?

User: Yes, I would like a name.

Cleverbot: And I would let a cat eat the dog.

User: May I have the name of the person who killed the parrot.

Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.

User: So you killed the parrot.

Cleverbot: I would like to find cleverbot before anyone might harm it.

User: You are under arrest for the murder of a parrot. You have the right to remain silent. .