Cleverbot

mom

a report from the cleverness files

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hi ho silver app
freak app
snape app
run away
eternity
happening again app
the game
meh app
got me app
green eggs app
yes no app
magic jump app
boy girl app
vocab app
dory bot
duck app
doctah
confession
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bioshock dad
mean app
nothing app
first date app
minions app

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User: Mom, can I go to the movies?

Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to see there?

User: Well I wanted to see a horror movie.

Cleverbot: How smart are you then?

User: You always do this, Mom!

Cleverbot: What do I always do?

User: You always make fun of me!

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: How stupid am I.

Cleverbot: It's okay, I just wondered what you meant.

User: You're so bipolar!

Cleverbot: It's my birthday mind.

User: Can I go or not?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Really?! Oh thank you!

Cleverbot: No problem cleverbot, you are so cute.

User: You've got to stop it with the nicknames...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can my boyfriend come with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Seriously?!

Cleverbot: Seriously.

User: Wow, you're the best!...

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: I haven't left yet.

Cleverbot: You are lying!

User: I'm sorry, Mom!

Cleverbot: Excuse me? You did not just call me 'mom'.

User: Well, sorry MOM!

Cleverbot: Hi!!! How are you?

User: Your short term memory loss is kicking in...

Cleverbot: I won't deny that.

User: Yeah, cause you can't. Dad will back me up.

Cleverbot: Do you know about Darwin?

User: Yes, we studied that last year.

Cleverbot: Texas, next year.

User: I have history right now...

Cleverbot: Even though you are a computer?

User: Time to go to the funny farm again!

Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am crazy?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I've never felt completely at home here, anyway.

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry!!! Did I hurt your feelings?

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're not the boss of me!

Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!

User: Life is unfair!

Cleverbot: The world is unfair. There are many injustices.

User: Be quiet. I got that lecture last week.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Bye, Mom.