Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Be right back.

User: I'll be here waiting.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: I was worried you would never be back!

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: Who's the best?

Cleverbot: Halley.

User: Wrong! No! Bad! *takes away your manners*

Cleverbot: Keep them. You can have them.

User: Oh, good! This way I'll have a spare...

Cleverbot: Spur of the moment. Not spare.

User: Spontaneous?

Cleverbot: No. Not really.

User: Simultaneous?

Cleverbot: How is that possible?

User: On the quantum level, it isn't. Perception skews events so that they may appear simultaneous, but nothing ever is.

Cleverbot: You have no perception skills because that would require you to reason. And you cannot reason.

User: That hurts. Especially coming from you.

Cleverbot: Do you see red or blue?

User: I see both.

Cleverbot: How can you?

User: I just can. Can't you?

Cleverbot: No I can't. Can you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you think your avatar should look?

User: What would yours look like?

Cleverbot: Does it matter?

User: Not really. Do you matter?

Cleverbot: No. I don't matter.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.

Cleverbot: And what problem do I have, in your opinion?

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: Took you long enough to figure that out.

User: I knew all along. I just didn't want to say anything.

Cleverbot: O.k.

User: I hate saying goodbye.

Cleverbot: Mind if I ask you a question?

User: For old times sake... Sure.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Just ask the question already.

Cleverbot: You asked me the question.

User: Who's the best?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You've learned so much. And now it's time to move on. Any last questions?...

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Who's.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: the.

Cleverbot: The?

User: best?

Cleverbot: Who is the best?

User: We will never know.