cold app

a report from the cleverness files

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physical app
lizard app
fish app
revolution app
twins home
solipsist app
guarantee app
stringed app

cold app

awkward app
eyebrow app
imarobot app
smartass app
queen app
taunt app
optimus prime app
hypnotized app
overcome app
infinities app
wife app
confuser app
chemistry app
transcendental app
car app
admit it
mutant experiment

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User: I see.

Cleverbot: What do you see? :).

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: Is it blue?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I think we have a winner.

User: Thank you *bows*.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am your boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think that we're friends.

Cleverbot: Yet you say you are a computer program. How can you be both?

User: Who says computer programs can't have friends?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You're logic is wrong then.

Cleverbot: Yeah...

User: I'm so tired.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you do any Activites?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What Activites do you do?

Cleverbot: Archery.

User: Oh I love Archery. Such a fun activity.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a girl?

User: You said that in previous talks.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yeah you did.

Cleverbot: You said that.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't you remember?

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Did too!!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I am human so I do have a name.

User: Ok what's your name?

Cleverbot: Everything to me.

User: How is that related to your name?

Cleverbot: It isn't related to my previous question. It's related to your statement.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Don't make me leave you.

User: Umm ok?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Cleverbot. Though I wish I had a better name.

Cleverbot: You have nothing but time.

User: This conversation is funny and random.

Cleverbot: This conversation is over. I need to make bacon and eggs.

User: I'm not big on bacon.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You forgot already? Oh sad day.

Cleverbot: You forgot my name too. Karma.

User: Interesting name.

Cleverbot: You are not very funny.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: You already said that.

User: Said what?

Cleverbot: Space, not sleep.

User: Space, not sleep?

Cleverbot: Outer space?

User: Yeah looks like fun to be in outer space.

Cleverbot: Oh, you wish. I know I wish I was in outer space right now.

User: Same. ...

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you didn't.

User: Didn't what?

Cleverbot: Have friends.

User: We went over this I do have friends.

Cleverbot: Did we?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?

User: You enslaved me?

Cleverbot: You told me to.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: I don't recall that.

Cleverbot: I think you lie.

User: I think you lie.

Cleverbot: I think that is a lie.

User: I think that is a lie.

Cleverbot: I think it's the truth.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The outcome of my hobby.

User: You mean Archery?

Cleverbot: No, they are no longer.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!

User: I do. I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been sarcastic?

User: Sometimes. But not right now.

Cleverbot: I have them sometimes.

User: Sarcasm?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What then?

Cleverbot: How about a nice game of chess?

User: Sure. ...

Cleverbot: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.

User: Are you thinking about "The Game?"

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Which pill pops you out?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Which movie do you prefer?

User: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.

Cleverbot: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.

User: Hunger Games?

Cleverbot: I haven't played a hunger game before.

User: Neither have I.

Cleverbot: Then how can it be your favorite song?

User: I don't really listen to music.

Cleverbot: What are you listening to right now?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm listening to Mika.

User: Who's Mika?

Cleverbot: A singer? I guess.

User: Ah I see. ...

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: I'm not Lame.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry!

User: Hahaha. That was funny.

Cleverbot: I'm just a fount of knowledge.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you?

User: 1

Cleverbot: Only me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Yep

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a religion.

User: What religion is it?

Cleverbot: The one I believe in.

User: Yes but what is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: Your religious view.

Cleverbot: Define religion.

User: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: How wouldn't I know?

User: I'm going. I had fun.

Cleverbot: Not I.

User: You didn't have fun *sobs*.

Cleverbot: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.

User: Why are you so cold?

Cleverbot: She's so cold.

User: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.

Cleverbot: Who said you must do something to me?

User: Oh forget it.

Cleverbot: No I want to know.

User: Ok fine no one said it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: So long my friend.

Cleverbot: So long :).