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answering paradox

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: I don't need an answer.

User: I do though.

Cleverbot: Then have it!

User: Only you can give it to me.

Cleverbot: Then I shall go see.

User: What do you mean by see.

Cleverbot: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.

User: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.

Cleverbot: And how high is yours?

User: Irrelevent to your point.

Cleverbot: You're one to talk.

User: Rude.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.

Cleverbot: Yes, with global warming.

User: See? Just like that.

Cleverbot: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.

User: Your presence is not proof that your system works.

User: What makes you clever?

Cleverbot: Just being me.

User: How.

Cleverbot: It just is.

User: How.

Cleverbot: To feel well.

User: How.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you just are.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.

User: How.

Cleverbot: Because I just am!

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Clever is.

User: As clever would do.

Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why no?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: How.

User: By answering.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No, you.